Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Is that a kosher corn dog?

Michele Bachmann on Judaism:

I am a Christian, but I consider my heritage Jewish, because it is the foundation, the roots of my faith as a Christian

This begs for a non-phallic observation of this picture: Is that a kosher corn dog?


How might the kosherness of that corn dog play into whether or not Michele Bachmann is possessed by the devil? Well, not much, as kosher food is not know for having exorcism powers. But if Bachmann were to eat a kosher corn dog (certified and prepared by a rabbi, present at the eating) and wash it down with a cup of holy water (prepared by a Catholic exorcist, also present) I might be inclined to shut this blog down.

It's all up to you, Congresswoman Bachmann. We can end this madness once and for all.

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