Pat Robertson Phallic Prophecy

As a blogger claiming that Michele Bachmann and her alleged homosexual husband Marcus Bachmann are possessed by the devil, even I find Pat Robertson's proclamations rather silly.



However, as I doomsayer I can't look upon the earthquake and crumbling Washington Monument without some consideration of its implications. And those implications are that rather than a symbol of waning American power, it's a sign of the overthrow of the Luciferic influence in American society.

According to some no doubt credible and serious sites, there has been a New World Order/Satanic conspiracy going on since the Founding of the Nation. The Washington Monument, according to the listed site, contains the spirit of the Sun God Ra, who is mentioned in the Bible as Satan.

Clearly it's been turning our good women into harlots for years.

I'll note that the crack in the Satanic Washington Monument occurs just as Bachmann's poll numbers are dropping. Is this a sign that the powers of good are rising up to defeat Bachmann?

Is that a kosher corn dog?

Michele Bachmann on Judaism:

I am a Christian, but I consider my heritage Jewish, because it is the foundation, the roots of my faith as a Christian

This begs for a non-phallic observation of this picture: Is that a kosher corn dog?

How might the kosherness of that corn dog play into whether or not Michele Bachmann is possessed by the devil? Well, not much, as kosher food is not know for having exorcism powers. But if Bachmann were to eat a kosher corn dog (certified and prepared by a rabbi, present at the eating) and wash it down with a cup of holy water (prepared by a Catholic exorcist, also present) I might be inclined to shut this blog down.

It's all up to you, Congresswoman Bachmann. We can end this madness once and for all.

Proof #4 Soviet Union and Gog

Michele Bachmann continues to show herself to be tied to the prophecy of the end times, raising more evidence that she, indeed, is possessed by the Devil.

One of the important aspects of prophecy is the rise of Gog and Magog, Gog being the leader or prince of Magog, a land that will attack Israel and set off the events of Armageddon. Spoiler Alert: Israel will win

IDF women are scrappy fighters

Gog has been interpreted many times as various nations depending on the time and the major power in charge. During the Cold War the Soviet Union was considered likely.Via Wikipedia:

During the Cold War, Russia itself was given the role of Gog, since Ezekiel's words describing him as "prince of Meshek" - rosh meshek in Hebrew - sounded suspiciously like Russia and Moscow.^[9]

However the Soviet Union, like so many other nations considered Gog and Magog, disappeared.

However, the Devil will always be interested in raising another nation to attack the Holy Land. While most people look to the present to find Gog and Magog, few look to the past. Except Michele Bachmann. She warned of the Soviet Union in an appearance on Jay Sekulow's radio show.

"What people recognize is that there's a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward."

Unlike China and India, which could rise to be world powers, the Soviet Union has been dead since 1991. Bachmann was around to see it. And this isn't like John McCain still thinking Czechoslovakia still exists (that we can chalk up to Alzheimer's and a relative short period to his long life). Bachmann claims that the Soviet Union is rising.

Bachmann might recommend this, if it weren't written by a Catholic

We could accept claims that godless Communist China would join the Devil and India would play a role (not because they are mostly Hindu/Muslim, but because it's so cheap to outsource the tedious back office functions of world domination). But the long dead Soviet Union? Clearly this is the Devil letting slip his plans to raise the dead nation and Michele Bachmann will be his vehicle for doing so. (Clearly, her experience as a socialist in Israel made her a prime candidate for the job).

Could the US resist an invasion of the Red Army under President Bachmann? With the passing of Patrick Swayze almost two years ago, we've lost one of our greatest anti-Soviet weapons.

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Proof #3: When Michele Amble and Marcus Bachmann became possessed

I make bold claims in stating that Congresswoman Michele Bachmann and her husband Marcus Bachmann are possessed by the Devil. On the surface they appear merely as run-of-the-mill crazy Christian conservatives. But as previously proofs have uncovered, there is more than meets the eye.

I don't even want to know what he's doing to her below the frame (or where)

So when did they become possessed? Michele Bachmann (then known as Michele Amblin) grew up in a family of Democrats and even spent a summer working on a kibbutz in Israel. For those not in the know, a kibbutz is a socialist style farm community

 

The first time I went to Israel was the day I graduated from high school. I spent a summer working on Kibbutz Be'eri near Beer Sheva in 1974...We worked on the kibbutz from 4 am to noon. -Michele Bachmann

So how did she go from Lutheran Democrat with some flirtations with socialism to a devil possessed Republican presidential possibility?

The answer may lie in a 2005 speech before the Living Word Christian Center. She described how she was given a vision to marry Marcus Bachmann whili praying with a girlfriend.

First we must recall that Bachmann is possessed by the devil and lying. Most likely as a college coed she and her girlfriend were engaging in a little occultism, such as a Ouija board or some pagan love spells.

Not an uncommon past time amongst conservative women

In that moment of frivolous college fun, she accidentally opened the portal between our world and that of the dark forces. Thereupon she became possessed.

She also claims that her husband Marcus, then a likely gay farm boy repairing a fence, got the same vision. How did he, miles away, get possessed? Well being gay in rural western Minnesota certainly takes a toll on the mind and spirit of a young gay man and the devil used the weakness to enter his body. Even Michele admits that her husband resisted.

And my husband said: ‘I don’t want to get married. I want to wait till I’m 27. I want to see the world. I want to have a great time in life. I don’t want to marry this girl.’ ”

Clearly this one time Democrat and one time homosexual have been coerced by evil forces to live lives opposite of their natural destiny. Is it their submission to God, or the possession of the Devil?

Proof #2: Evangelical Pastor

If Michele Bachmann is possessed by the devil, than the devil will use her to bring hell on earth. Don't take my word for it, take the words of Olive Tree Ministries founder Jan Markell, a long time associate of Michelle Bachmann.

As Mother Jones reported in June, Bachmann is friendly with Olive Tree Ministries, a ministry focus on bringing about the end times by fulfilling prophecy by moving Jews to Israel to set about the end of days.

According to Shalom Goldman, a professor of Middle East studies at Emory University who specializes in Christian zionism, Bachmann's views on Israel and Biblical prophecy are hardly unique among evangelical Christians. "A lot of the talk of Christian zionism is wrapped up with end times talk," he explains. "That is, we're coming to the millennium and that Jews have to get back to the Holy Land"

What better vehicle for causing the apocalypse than attaching to those most eager to bring it about?

Bachmann, as far back as 2005, has tried to hide those connection, feigning ignorance (clearly the strongest defense for her persona.) Clearly this is because she (or, more accurately, the Devil) doesn't want to appear to over eager and tip off people to his plans.

Jan Markell gives hints that Michele Bachmann may be the Anti-Christ.

The commander-in-chief is an unpopular figure on the site, if not exactly end-times-worthy; he's not competent or popular enough to be the Antichrist, Markell cautions, but "Obama's efforts are a run-up to it."

And who is trying to succeed President Obama after the run-up to the Anti-Christ?



Markell, ironically, has fallen under the spell of Bachmann

Markell says she would "absolutely" support Bachmann if the congresswoman enters the presidential race: "I think Michele is one of the most gifted orators I have ever heard, when it comes to interpreting the problems that surround America and the world. She has my perspective."

Of course, scripture already warns of this

"And he shall speak great words... and think to change times and laws" Daniel 7:25

"How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow...for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived...And in her was found the blood of prophets, and of saints, and of all that were slain upon the earth." Revelations 13: 7 & 23-24

Proof #1: Attacks Against the Catholic Church

The first proof to look for to find if someone is possessed by the Devil is attempts to subvert Christianity. The devil will appear to be a religious person in order to draw away believers. Michele Bachmann has done just that.

Michele Bachmann was a member of the Salem Lutheran Church in Stillwater, Minnesota. Now, Lutheranism did come out of opposition to the Catholic Church, but things have generally chilled out between the denominations since the Reformation. Except in Bachmann's church.

For ten years she listened to the preachings of Salem Lutheran, among them the claim that the Pope is the Antichrist.

Since Scripture teaches that the Antichrist would be revealed and gives the marks by which the Antichrist is to be recognized, and since this prophecy has been clearly fulfilled in the history and development of the Roman Papacy, it is Scripture which reveals that the Papacy is the Antichrist.

Catholicism remains the largest Christian denomination in the world, with over 1 billion members. That makes them the largest single religious group (the numbers of Muslims in the link includes both Sunni, Shia and Sufi denominations). Even with declining numbers and weakened by pedophile priest scandals, the Catholic Church and it's corps of well trained exorcists remain the biggest hurdle in the devil's battle against the Church.

Crazy eyes vs. Crazy hat

Is GOP Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann Possessed by The Devil?

In these times of heated rhetoric and constant claims that the other side is doing evil, it may seem silly or ludicrous to ask the question if a presidential candidate is possessed by the Devil. Certainly other terms such as "Nazi", "Communist" "Wingnut" and "Proud Tea Party Member" have been used as slurs to try and portray the other side as the worst human scum.

But while the Nazis collapsed, Communism fell and most members of the Tea Party likely to die of hypertension in the next five years, the devil is still with us. As committed people for good we must come together and ask the hard questions. That question" Is GOP Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann Possessed by the Devil?"

The answer, of course, is yes, and through thorough analysis of her statements and actions I hope to show that this possible 45th President of the United States is indeed a once sane woman Michele Amble (along with former homosexual and now "straight" pastor and husband Marcus Bachmann) are indeed possessed by the devil in an evil scheme to take over the world.